Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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