I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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