Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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