The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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