The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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