I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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