If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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