she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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