glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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