Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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