We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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