I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Randomize