he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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