bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.