i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday