Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.