please come you make the beer taste better
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober