In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
you never un-have a 4some
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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