I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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