WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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