It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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