Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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