If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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