I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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