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I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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