How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
cat food counts as protein by the way
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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