just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
