Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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