Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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