I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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