my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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