for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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