I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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