Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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