Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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