this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Randomize
