the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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