youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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