Joe is yelling at the trees again.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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