this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
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