there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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