Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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