Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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