Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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