where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
