I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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