32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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