...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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