i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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