Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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