I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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