You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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