I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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