please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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