like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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